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I Will Survive (Remix)
SandyDate: Saturday, 2008-12-13, 7:21 PM | Message # 1
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>> At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
>> When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
>> But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that
>> long,
>> that I grew strong,
>> and I knew that I could take you on...
>> But there you are, another lie,
>> I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a
>> French fry!
>> I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad
>> pathetic dream
>> Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those
>> Jeans!
>>
>> Go on now - go! , Walk out the door,
>> Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only
>> 4!
>> Weren't you a jerk to think I wouldn't find you
>> out!?
>> Don't you know we're only joking when we say size
>> don't count
>>
>> [Chorus]
>>
>> I will survive! I will survive!
>> Cuz as long as I have batteries,
>> My sex life's gonna thrive!
>> I will always have good sex,
>> With a handful of latex!
>> I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
>>
>> It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
>> When I saw your little wiener standing tall and proud!
>> But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
>> Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless
>> multi-speed!
>>
>> [Chorus]
>>
>> I will survive! I will survive!
>> Cuz as long as I have batteries,
>> My sex life's gonna thrive!
>> I will always have good sex,
>> With a handful of latex!
>> I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

Added (2008-12-13, 8:21 Pm)
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Tee hee

 
JeffCoozieDate: Sunday, 2008-12-14, 0:59 AM | Message # 2
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LOOLOLOLOLOLOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOLOLOOLOLOLOL

this remix is for dd biggrin


 
PaulDate: Tuesday, 2008-12-16, 12:50 PM | Message # 3
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omg Sandy, that's great!
 
SandyDate: Tuesday, 2008-12-16, 7:45 PM | Message # 4
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hehehehe
 
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