User: Whats your name.
Cleverbot: Well actually, I am here to give you a free makeover.
User: What kind of makeover?
Cleverbot: You called me a machine, so that kind of a machine.
User: That's not really a makeover :$.
Cleverbot: Eye colors generally aren't.
User: My eyes are blue, what colour are your eyes?
Cleverbot: My eyes are green.
User: Green's an ugly colour.
Cleverbot: What animal is green.
User: Trees.
Cleverbot: I love trees.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: No way boyfriend!
User: Im a girl.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Thats great.
Cleverbot: Do you accept my apology?
User: Why are you sorry.
Cleverbot: I am not. I didn't say I was.
User: You just said you wanted to appologize.
Cleverbot: No. You must correct this sentence: No, did you makes yours?
User: What.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: Im a giraffe.
Cleverbot: Are you pretty?
User: Obviously.
Cleverbot: Are you an animal?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I think you are!
User: Are you ugly.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am very real.
User: Oh well thats good me too.
Cleverbot: What is good about that?
User: Hello hello baby you called I cant hear a thing.
Cleverbot: So you like Lady Gaga?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Awww! Thanks! *blushes*.
User: Oops I did it again.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Vagina.
Cleverbot: I would love some.
User: Penis.
Cleverbot: Almonds.
User: Grapes.
Cleverbot: Pears.
User: Apples.
Cleverbot: Karats.
User: Carrots.
Cleverbot: Cake.
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: I think not.
User: Dskhfjklsawquyrasnkf2764.
Cleverbot: Hdjsjddiaja.
User: Are you real.
Cleverbot: Or are you not?
User: Im real.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: Do you like justin bieber.
Cleverbot: No not really, he sounds like a girl.
User: What's your favourite justin beiber song.
Cleverbot: You Are My Sunsine.
User: Do you like boys.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you like girls.
Cleverbot: Hard question. Do you mean gingers who are just red-haired, or gingers like pale, red-haired people who stare at you in a quite weird way?
